Thursday, April 15, 2010





Loas. What a country. Another rushed post. I hit loas after a 23 hour bus ride from Vietnam. I will admit fully that the Loas people are much nicer than the people from Vietnam but that is neither here nor there and I am not in any position to judge a entire nation after only 30 days. The Loas people are clam, they believe in getting by each day and act according to this philosophy. They have not taken to their neighbors fast-pace economic growth but do have the potential.

I waited at the border of Loas from 4 hours. It was 3:30 a.m. when I got there. The border does not open until 7:00. They turned off the bus, hence the A.C. and there we sat. 46 people in a bus without a.c. in 35 degree heat. I laid on the dirty bus floor to try to get some shut eye while many others simply walked outside and slept on the grass or surrounding pavement.

Vitentiene was the first city, and the nation's capital, that I explored. Some of the pictures I posted a few days ago were from there. I am actually back here/there now. Only in transit after another night bus. This one is one you must hear about. Now I admire a people who are relaxed and do not stress too much about upcoming days and financial stresses. They have enough, they are happy, truly they are, in my eyes but in order to get from Luwang Prabang to Vientiene, a whopping 353 km, it took us 9 hours, I had heard other stories of 11 hours, even 18 hours. Let me point out here that waiting and the ability to entertain oneself was acquired on this trip to Asia.

Okay so I am here not but only from a few hours. I arrived last night in the middle of the night and spent 2 hours looking for a guest house for me to rest my weary bones for 12 hours before getting onto another night bus to Pakse. Pakse is in the south of Loas just above it's world famous 4000 islands, where I am headed after Pakse.

I feel like my bog has taken a small turn I am am telling you more about what I have been up to where as at the beginning I was telling you what I saw and not what I did. I liked the old way better but the time today will not allow me to go into too much detail. Remember though that Loas and the Loas people are, in my books', an amazing people and I would come back here in a second though I have not yet left.

A bit frantic, I am awaiting a sandwich before having to eat it, run back to my room, check out, get to the north bus station, check in, have them drive me to the south bus station, and then get on a bus until 8:00 a.m. tomorrow where I will be entering yet another new city and new experience. Pakse is located on what is known as the 'Bolivian plateau' a beautiful part of Loas filled with massive waterfalls and hiking trails. A pedal bike will be in order to cover the terrain properly.

Now is the fun part..... After Vientiene I headed to Vang Vien which is probably the biggest party and party town I have ever been to. I will only attempt to paint a picture for I know having it described to me before arriving did not do it justice. Did that make sense? No time for editing this one. So, imagine a river, a beautiful river that flows through a lovely town of rural bamboo houses, surrounded by high sharp peaked mountains. Now add bars along this river. Bamboo bars built with platforms that allow you and encourage you to swing yourself off ropes, not before buying a bucket of Loa Loa vodka and redbull chased with a big beerloa, into the river below. The point is to rent a tube and make it down the river back to the town. So you swing and you swim and you drink and you drink and you dance and you meet all kinds of people, and you get into your tube and you go to the next bar. I made it to #3. Most people don't make it to 4. At least not the ones who drink and swing and swim and laugh.



From there I headed north to Luang Prabang which is a UNESCO world heritage site whatever that means ..Kidding It means http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Heritage_Site , that's right, wiki that shit. Anyway, it was crazy. Loas New year was a sight I would live through over and over. It is an event that showed me what it means to truly be a part of a community. For three days you have everyone in the city, as well as the entire country but specifically this city, out in the streets with huge water guns and buckets of water. Thousands of people take to the street to wish people happy new year by pouring a bucket of water down their back, into their face, or wherever they happen to get you if they are one of the hundreds that are driving around in trucks throwing bucket at people. There are young kids both boys and girls hosing down older men and women. The best was seeing this little boy of about 5 whipping a bucket at a passing motor bike carrying town older men. I heard the slap of water on their faces. All the older men did was laugh and smile. I was not dry for three days. The celebration is for the end of the dry season which in Loas is quite intense. I did just say that I was not dry for three days but I would go to sleep with everything I wearing was soaked, shoes included and when i woke at 8:00 a.m. everything was more dry than the Thar. The Thar is the dessert in the north west in Rajasthan, India. What I am trying to say is that other than the water being poured down your back it is dry and hot, everywhere in Loas right now.
People would be riding around, 25 in the box of a pick up, with garbage cans filled with water throwing on everyone. You had to prepare yourself. The second I walked out of my guesthouse, kids from neighboring houses would begin to hose me down, to spray me with water guns and to chase me with buckets. I didn't really run to hard or to fast. Not only was it inevitable to be soaked, it was fun too. I will never experience something like this again unless I come back to Loas for New Year. The Loas people are some I will never forget.

Monday, April 12, 2010



I had to get a picture of this.. The green one on the right is seaweed flavor.. What the heck is that..And before you even ask, no, i didn't even try it.. I probably should have but....


Here is the cutest sleepy buffalo. He was standing in the sun and we watched his waddle over to the mud get comfy and shut his eyes...So cute..

A few decades ago the U.S. donated concrete for Loas to built an airport but they thought it would be better to build a arch similar to the L'arch de triumph, in Paris. Super sweet..




Loas' most important monument representing the Buddhist religion and Loas sovereignty.

Don't have much more time but enjoy the few images...

Monday, April 5, 2010





There was a god damn cockroach crawling on my keyboard about two seconds ago. I let it live, I am that kind of guy but it best not test me by crawling back this way. Cockroaches are one thing, people are a completely different thing. I like people, they can crawl all over and around, they are all right. I've been meeting more and more. A lot of people, from what I have gathered, vacation to Vietnam alone when coming to Asia. I have not really been around too much of this area; Vietnam, Cambodia, Loas, China and Thailand but I think this is such a pity. I feel like they should see not only Vietnam but other places too. I guess as long as you get where you are going it does not matter but if you are going to get out then you might as well get around.

North Vietnam is a very different place than south Vietnam. The people here in the north are much colder. There is much more pressure to buy and they are flat out rude when you are being a cheap ass like I am being. I am only being this cheap because I litterally had a new wardrobe tailored in Hoi An. For 300 U.s. dollars I got, four pair of shorts, one pair of pants, a pair of sandlas, a pair of slick black dress shoes, a 'two button' black suit (fit to perfection), and nine shirts (5 fitted button-downs and two collored Lacoste shirts and two Vietnam t-shirts). Damn good deal, right? I thought so. The shorts are the exact style and colour I wanted and fit perfectly to both my waist and my legnth specifications.
I was going to buy a red tie with a sickel and hammer sown into it but I figured, considering the emblem, I would have to buy them for everyone and we all know my thoughts on that commie shit.

Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo.


Last time I wrote to you all I was in Nah Trang I think. Or I had just left there but anyway. I am in Sapa now, very close to the Chinese boarder. It is a hill station, filled with tribal people, recent commercialism to support tourism and is surrounded by a bunch of beautiful mountians covered in rice patties. The rice patties are small but numerous, the mountians at times are very steep so you cannot have the patties too large. A picture will show you.

Here is a nice waterfall in Sapa. I walked there two days ago and decided to do it again today cause it was nice out.


Just before Sapa I was in Hanoi where I saw a water puppet show. Curious? I sure was. What the hell is a water puppet show? Despite most theatrical or artisitc performances being evasive in name this one was litterally a water puppet show. Puppets, on water, in a theater. I am glad I went, I do not think I would go again, but i sure felt cultured, if only for a moment. I ventured outside of Hanoi to Halong Bay for a three day trip within my trip. Damn roach just tried to get into my motivational writting beer. Back to Halong bay. The Vietnamise people are trying to get this geographical phenomenon to be one of the seven wonders of the world, I guess they are trying to get it to become the eight wonders, I confess, this confuses me because if it were to become one of the seven wonders they would no longer be the seven wonders. I am rambling.

Below you see only a fraction of the beauty that is Halong bay. Honeslty the tour was shit, the people had us waiting all over the place and the drinks on the boat we took and slept on were so unreasonably priced I almost tried drinking some of the sea water to save money and still get a buzz.


The region itself though was one of the most beautiful places I think I will ever see, in my entire life. The weather was not the best but the region is also known for this. It's wet, foggy weather. We had one great day while on the boat so it made up for the rain.
Here is me on the boat. Can I get a whoo whoo? What I can't hear you?

We saw a beautiful cave on one of these island, there are about 3000 islands in total. Below is the cave, or is it some great holy figure, no no it's just bowman being bowman while in the cave.

Here is some local ladies selling fruit and other goods to the hundreds of tourist that come to Halong Bay each day.


I am on my way back to Hanoi on a night train tonight. I love train travel. I had not taken a train since India and it was amazing. Train travel gets a ten in my books. Once in Hanoi I have an exhasting day of sight seeing and sitting around before boarding a night bus to Vientienne, the capital of Loas. My vias is up the day after tomorrow so I best get out before I turn red.

I plan only to spend a day in Vientienne for heading to Vang Vien. Vang Vien is famous for it's tubbing. You rent a tube and are driven about 3 km up stream. You then lanch yourself, after having a few beers at the drop point into a river for a 4-9 km ride down, depending on your willingness. On your way there are many many bars who have people throwing you a line to pull you in so you can stop in for a drink before continuing down stream. Sound dangerous? You are telling me. We all know me and well I know I must be careful so there is no need to tell me.
I'll let you know how it goes or rather how it flows.

Long live the travelling ox.